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  • Letter to a Porn Addict

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  • Come Here, Boy

    Only three weeks left on Olu’s student visa before he has to leave Germany. None of our German colleagues at the English Theatre Frankfurt are available, so my shoddy B2/C1 level is the best we can do to call the immigration office and hopefully figure out another way for him to stay in the country…

  • Anything At All

    What a beautiful face I have found in this place that is circling around the sun. ♪ Making my way to Palermo from Denver takes me about 24 excruciatingly slow hours, dozing in and out of consciousness, my mind assailed by sweet memories tainted with a bitter edge by ruthless time and dragging my bones…

  • Fuck you, Jake

    It was hatred at first sight.  The moment the professor saw Jake during the dean’s induction speech, he was utterly consumed by antipathy. Why he should have felt this way when the student was but one harmless face lost in a sea of freshmen, he never knew. That ominous feeling, however, never left him. He…

  • The Siren’s Call

    Varg could pinpoint the exact moment everything accelerated down to one silky, sensuous summer night. Alone, at dusk, in the same park he had already spent a hundred evenings, the teen was soaking in the wondrous sight of a young woman training her lithe, focused border collie when to fetch and not to fetch. She…